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POI — rtinyvr (Possible Gorilla Corp Alignment) 2026-01-16 THEORYFILE — Project HYBRIDIZATION (Speculation Cluster) 2026-01-15 Team Dig vs Team Rebuild Event Briefing 2026-01-12 • vote, rocket, dig OFFICIAL COMMUNICATION: The ChimpInFund Drive 2026-01-12 • funding, rebuild, procurement Major Event Alert: The Meteor Hit Anyway 2026-01-11 • meteor, vote, city Gorilla Corp Public Notice: Scheduled Celestial Event 2026-01-09 • city, comet, disclaimer Hotfix Bulletin: Safety, Security, Productivity 2025-05-06 • ghost reactor, hotfix, security GGWP Soft Launch: Behavior Detection System 2025-05-03 • ggwp, monitoring, policy NOW OPEN: The Ghost Reactor 2025-05-02 • ghost reactor, mines, shifts

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Gorilla Corp exists to maintain stability, safety, and a calm public mood. Any resemblance to shady megacorps is purely coincidental and extremely profitable.